I'm scared of staying home alone, so when my mom leaves, I walk around with my BB gun, just in case a thief breaks into the house. I know it's stupid, but it's the only way I feel safe!



When I order food I like to hide in the bushes in my yard and scare the delivery guy ._.



I once saw a 10 years old boy with an iPhone 5s, suddenly appears a stray dog​​, the child ran away scared and dropped the phone. I took it and sold it on ebay for 550 dollars and then I gave the money to the homeless who owned the dog...



When I was little, I was walking in the hallway, I threw up and slipped on my vomit. Then I cried and I threw up again. #stupid



One time, as i was paying for lunch, i got a text from my girlfriend saying "i love you". When the waiter thanked me, i accidentally said "i love you too".


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