I hate people who sag their pants. If i see a person sagging their pants i will pull them all the way down.



I was on a roller coaster a couple months ago, and I screamed so loud that my tampon popped out. Awkward.



When I was little, maybe 4 or 3, I had a hamster named Lenny, and my older sister told me if I stuck my finger in the cage Lenny would hug it. So I stuck something else in there, I really don't know why, and Lenny bit it. I was bleeding and had to tell my mom what happened. Since that day this is the story that my parents tell at parties when they talk about me. Thanks Lenny, thanks a lot.



Me and my little sister are going to Disney World this year and she was getting on my nerves because she was talking about it way too much. I decided it would be funny to tell her that Mickey Mouse was a murderer and now she's terrified to go, but it got her to shut up so I don't feel guilty.



I'm an only child and i've always wanted a little brother, but my parents didn't. A couple of weeks ago i poked some holes in my dad's condoms, and my mom is now pregnant. LOL


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