The first time I ever made out was at the age of 8. With my slobbering dog. (It was an accident). #fml
I have been proposed by the boy same age as me when I was ten. I feel bad that I said "No" because that is the closest I have gotten to being in a relationship. #fml
I like to get into the email accounts of people I know. I found out a guy I know is using his girlfriend and she is just a side girl. I copied all the proof I could, made a fake email and sent it to her, and sent him a few emails too. I don't know what happened but I hope she dumps him and finds someone better. And that's the closest i've ever been to relationship. fml