When I was young i broke my dad's phone by rinsing it under the sink. Then panicked, smashed it with a rock and threw the pieces in my brother's room. I told my dad that he broke the phone and looked like the good child.



I once was talking to a random stranger and i thought he was talking to me but he really just had his bluetooth in



When i ride the bus i like to pretend i'm listening to music with my headphones. Actually i listen to what people say. They think they are safe LOL!



One time I was walking in a crowded store at Disney and farted directly in some kids face. No regrets.



The other day my cousin was using the bathroom and she asked me for a pad. Her little sister heard her and started running around my house yelling "i wanna play with a pad too!!".


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