I wave my farts from under the blanket to my face to smell them...



At 1:45am this morning, my mom called me saying dad had to take our baby girl to the vet to put her down. There was nothing else we could do for her. Her blood cells burst. She was internally bleeding. Last Saturday, May 3rd of 2014 we took her to the vet and they said she had scoliosis. We thought she was starting to get better, but we were wrong. I'm going to miss her. I love her. I feel broken. #sad



I was walking home one day from school when this guy stopped me and said to pull down my skirt. You see me taking that the wrong way flicked him the finger and carried on walking. I got half way home before, I realized that my skirt had been tucked into my undies.



For my 15th birthday I went to Build-A-Bear Workshop by myself. I was too embarrassed to invite my friends.



When I was 5 I used to live with my dad. One day when we were having a party. I saw a shot glass sitting on the counter and, since back then I didn't know what a shot glass was, I drank the whiskey that was in it. My dad came in with his friends and saw me but I couldn't stop laughing at the look on his face.


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