In 4th grade, there was this kid that farted ALOT and he sat right in front of me. So for Christmas, my mom took me to CVS and we bought him a huge basket of Gas-X,Beano, deodorant, and Febreeze. I thought I was being nice but when I handed it to him he cried. I've always felt so bad about it and now everytime I fart I think of him and it makes me sad.



When i was little i was watching Cinderella, and i thought that if i broke the screen of the tv the characters would come out and play with me. It didn't go too well...



I told my kids to mark their territory once, and when I walked in the living room a minute later, I saw them peeing all over the carpet as their territory... I guess they didn't know I meant mark their height on the wall :|



A couple of years again, the love of my life passed away in a car accident. I miss him so much. So I text him on Facebook. I make myself think he can read the messages...



I weighed 90 pounds in 3rd grade and I was fat. I was teased by my skinny friend who I was jealous of, now 4 years later In 7th grade, I've gained less than 40 pounds and weigh like 127. But I'm skinnier, taller, and stronger now. He's now jealous of me but I don't tease him, because I know how it feels.


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