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I like to run around the house naked when my parents aren't home.

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Everybody thinks I'm a virgin, but I've slept with my sister's boyfriend more than once. #sorrynotsorry

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I just walked outside and I witnessed a squirrel poop and then turn around smell it and then eat it then he spit it out... #whataworld

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You know how your people are always telling you history repeats, well my mom met my dad when she was 14, and have been married almost 20 years. I've met this really amazing guy, and I love him dearly. I really hope this is were history starts to repeat itself. But the only problem is he's almost 4 years older. Please God let me have an understanding mother.

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When I was little I thought that if parents touched their children they could read their mind. So, I would always avoid contact with them, and when I thought about dirty stuff I would panic if they were around!