My girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her.




I just found out that my last name means stupid in italian...




Lately I have been trying to be more expressive, so now sometimes when I talk to myself in my head, I move my hands and arms around like I'm talking to someone else. #weird




When I was little I thought I could wake people up by kissing them, like in movies. So when my mom told me to wake my brother up I kissed him. When he woke up and realized what was happening, he freaked out and slapped me.




One time this guy asked me out with balloons flowers and a giant sign but he spelled my name wrong.. I still said yes. Awkward.



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