I hate when I have to get a bra. I always lie to my mom when she asks if it fits because I'm afraid if I say no she would go crazy because my boobs are already big enough. I'm forever wearing bras that never fit...



One time I was cleaning my birds cage with a vacuum, but I wasn't paying attentio, so I accidentally sucked him up the tube. Luckily he's still alive, thank god!



So I met this guy in the zoo. He told me his favorite animal is Camel. When I asked him why, he went on about how remarkable the humps are -the way it always stay cool even in the driest day and that he can stare at it all day. He also mention about the unique shape of its toe and he would also kiss it all day long. I thought to myself: "what a weird guy he is" until his GF, Camellia, show up.



I have a strange affection towards ducks where I get the need to chase it, pick it up, and cuddle with the damn thing.



When I was younger my uncle chased me down the street with a mango snake in his hand.


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