When I was seven I would get bullied all the time, the only reason I went to school was to protect my cousin from the bullies. I'd rather get bullied then see her get bullied.



When I was little my parents told me the ice cream truck only played music when they were out of ice cream... #thanksmom #childhoodruined



When someone rings the doorbell i put on my headphones so that if my parents ask me why i didn't open the door i said that i didn't hear. I guess I reached a whole new level of laziness...



One time this douchebag cut infront of and pushed over an old lady then laughed. So I slashed the tires and keyed the side of his Mercedes. No. Regrets.



One time I got so depressed I popped a bunch of pills. I fell asleep for like 9 hours. When I woke up I had the same feeling. I was about to do it again when my little brother came in crying after he broke his toy car. I never did again because who would be here to fix his cars? :(


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