I was watching my 2 years old baby cousin and she wanted to go to the park. So we went to the park, and she doesn't know how to pronounce everything correctly, for example instead of the "st" sound she says the "D" sound, she picked up a stick she started waving it around and at the top of her lungs she yelled out "HEY LOOK! I GOT A DICK"



I got a letter from the Marines, saying I got accepted. The problem is that I never applied.



When ever I watch a rated R movie with my parents and a sex scene turns on, I have to act as if it doesn't bother me by keeping a straight face and not laughing. It's a hard thing to do!



When I was little, I thought that my brain was full of little people that made me do certain things and when I did something bad, I would look ay myself in the mirror and scold the little people.



I have a double life. During the day i'm a respectable lawyer, but every night i go out in the city and make street art. I love to see random people that take pictures in front of my pieces!


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