When I dream about something, it WILL happen very soon. Every dream that I have becomes a reality... I sometimes feel insane because it happens and when I try to explain it to someone, they think i'm psycho...



When i was 19 i started babysitting two beautiful children. Their mom was an alcoholic, a cheater, and was never home. Luckily two years later her husband left her for me. Now i live with him and his two amazing kids. I couldn't be happier.



I twist almost every story I tell people because my life really isn't that interesting. I'm a pathological liar, and everyone thinks I'm really funny and interesting. In reality I am depressing, weird, and boring.



I'm a 24 year old male who has served in the Army, and I'm still afraid of the dark.



I was watching my 2 years old baby cousin and she wanted to go to the park. So we went to the park, and she doesn't know how to pronounce everything correctly, for example instead of the "st" sound she says the "D" sound, she picked up a stick she started waving it around and at the top of her lungs she yelled out "HEY LOOK! I GOT A DICK"


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