I'm in love for the first time. Oh. And she's reading these secrets too.




I'm glad that my parents still have sex, because it means that they still love each other. But I'd like to tell them that walls are very thin in our house and some of the sounds they do make me really uncomfortable.




Yesterday I went to the house of the girl that I love and I played her favorite song. She came outside smiling and as I was done she gave me a high five. A high five. Worst moment ever.




I love how my wife's arm pits smell and it turns me on so bad.




When i was little, i was in love with the prince from Cinderella so i would pause the tv when there was his face and french kiss it for a few minutes, LOL!



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