Once, I was at my friends and we were laughing at something I said so hard, she peed herself...I later learned that when ever she laughs to hard, she pees herself...she is a weird friend...
When I'm home alone, I sing as loud as I can, as long as I can, and as weird as I can. Then someone walks in.
I made out with my teacher, he's just so damn hot. Now of course I feel weird because he's married or whatever... but truth is, i like him so much!
When I was little I thought all people were half black and half white. I thought that the lower half of white people was black, and that the lower half of black people was white. I thought that I was just different.. #imweird #wtf
When my grandmother died I started to see weird things almost like shadows that followed me but nobody believes me when I tell them. Sometimes at her grave I can see her smiling at me as if she were just fine.