I sleep with a light on every night because I'm scared of the dark. Sometimes if i watch a movie that's scary and my teddy bear falls off my bed i'll pick it up, hug it and apologize to it so it won't become possessed and kill me...
I stole this guy's girlfriend last year and I even kissed her while he was around. Funny thing is, he tries to act tough as shit but I danced with his girl at a school dance, found him crying a little bit later.
When I was 3 I was mad at my mom, so when we went to the park I ran away and yelled that she kidnapped me. Two cops heard me and almost arrested my mom. LOL
Sometimes I stand on the toilet and poop. And as the poop falls in the toilet, I yell "TIMBER! It's going down. u better move." The bigger my poops are the bigger the splash
