I was flirting with this girl in a random chatroom, we really liked each other so after she told me that she had just broken up with her stupid boyfriend, we decided to trade pictures. And that's when I found out she was my ex.
I work in a drugstore, and whenever a kid comes in and awkwardly tells me he wants to buy condoms, I say it out loud enough so that everybody can hear it, to make him feel even more awkward. LOL!
I regret going to my gay friend's house really drunk after my girlfriend just broke up with me. I just woke up in his bed naked, he's naked and sleeping. #fml
My mother in law once walked in in me when I was completely nude. She stopped and stared at me for a minute, then smiled and closed the door slowly. #lol#imsexy
