When I was 10 I peed in the bed but I cleaned up myself and poured water on the bottom of my niece to make it seem like she peed in my bed... LOL I feel guilty!



I used to think that if you pulled the plug out of a bath you would get sucked down the drain.



One time I got really drunk so I started going around throwing potatoes at people's windows and in their chimneys. A guy saw me and asked me what I was doing. I responded by kissing him and then yelling "FOR NARNIA!".



I am 24 and feel I am ready to settle down and be engaged. Every day I secretly wish my boyfriend would just propose to me.



I was at Olive garden with my boyfriend. A girl came to our table and asked him "what's your name?" and "is that your sister?". I tackled her and scratched her. I'm no longer allowed at Olive garden.


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