When I was little I thought only boys would fart. So when I heard my mom fart for the first time, I ran to my dad and started crying.



I have been proposed by the boy same age as me when I was ten. I feel bad that I said "No" because that is the closest I have gotten to being in a relationship. #fml



For the past two years i've been peeing in my brother's shampoo, because once he deleted my pokemon save data.



One time I was riding my bike, and a car cut me off. I passed them and I flicked them off. I then turned around and realized It was my mom.



When i ride the bus i like to pretend i'm listening to music with my headphones. Actually i listen to what people say. They think they are safe LOL!


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