Sometimes i eat my gummy bears two at a time because it makes me sad knowing they could die alone.




One time my neighbors were being extremely loud, and when I went to tell them to please be quite they told me to go screw myself. So I went home and ordered pizza to their house from 7 different restaurants, and spent the night waiting for pizza guys to bother them




I told my niece that Dora the explorer killed her family and then committed suicide so I could watch TV all by myself. Is that bad?




Before dying, my grandpa gave me a letter that he wrote. The letter said that he was going to come back to hunt my family, and had the date of months after his actual death. He told me to hide it somewhere in the house. Since my parents found it, a couple of weeks ago, they've been terrified. My grandpa has always been a funny guy.




I always look around and try to find cameras because I think I am in a reality tv show. #lol #stupid



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