The first time I ate a sunflower seed, when I was in 1st grade, I though I was going to grow a sunflower in my stomach. So I would eat dirt, drink a lot of water and keep my mouth open to get some sunlight. #wheniwaslittle #weird #lol
Sometimes I pretend Morgan Freeman is narrating my life. Like "and then he got up and went to the bathroom" with his voice. #stupid #weird
Once, I was at my friends and we were laughing at something I said so hard, she peed herself...I later learned that when ever she laughs to hard, she pees herself...she is a weird friend...