When i was little i was changing the water of my turtle, and as soon as i put him back in the tank he started moving very quickly. I realized it was really hot water, but too late. I still feel guilty :(
One day in Ecuador when i was visiting my grandparents, me and some other kid lit a match and threw it on some grass at a park that was right next to the hotel i was staying at and it started a big fire. When the police came they questioned me in Spanish i pretended i didn't know it.
The other day I got into an argument with my brother and I said "You're just mad because I'm hot" and he said "The only thing that's hot is your breath".
When I was 17 I went to this college party with some friends and made out with this really hot guy. Only to find out the following week that he was our new basketball coach...