Once when I was 11 my cat came into the bathroom when I was taking a shower and I didn't have my contacts in so I thought it was a squirrel. So, of course, I screamed and my brother came running in and saw me naked. He told everyone at school I was flat chested. fml
Once I told my mom I wanted to run away. She went and got a rolling suit case and offered to help me pack. fml.
I have had a crash on this guy since first grade, and after nine years I finally decided to move on. Last night I made out with his best friend at a party. He walked in on us and said that he was about to finally gather the nerve to ask me out that night... #fml
I was home alone, so I got bored and went in my parent's medicine closet. I found a bottle that said 'juicy pineapple,' so I picked it up. I drank a little, and then i found out it was pineapple flavored lube. #fml