When I was little I use to wear my moms thongs to kindergarten and show them to my friends, until my teacher caught me and called my mom.



I'm sleeping over at my friends house and i have to fart really badly. It's going to be one of those big ones, and i'm trying to find someone to blame it on.



When I was in kindergarten, I was very shy. I never told my teacher that I had to use the bathroom and always ended up peeing in my pants.



Since January, for some reason, at least 2 different Chinese men call me every day looking for "Lien". Lien, I don't know who you are, but I HATE you.



When I was in the third grade I would go in the bathroom and pee all over the floor to make the school mad, so eventually they called the whole grade in the library and talked to us about it. The autistic kid got blamed and suspended, and they always made us sign out after that.


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