My sister put me in her school project. I was flattered, until I found out the title was "Things I hate".




Okay so last night I was at my boyfriend house. We were in bed sleeping and I had to fart really bad.. So I did what I had to do was best. I farted really loud and it smelled really bad, it actually woke him up and he look at me with a funny face. I told him he farted in his sleep and he was gross for doing it because it woke me up. Now I feel bad for blaming it on him, But oh well.




Earlier I was singing "I'm coming home" by Diddy Dirty Money, and my mom thought I said "I'm coming out". Not yet mom, not yet.




I have a strange affection towards ducks where I get the need to chase it, pick it up, and cuddle with the damn thing.




One time in Science class, I was reading from out of the text book aloud and when I got to the word organism I said orgasm.. #fml



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