I'm four months pregnant. When i told my boyfriend he laughed. I left him and am now with a wonderful and mature guy that will take care of my child like it was his. #lovehim
When I was about in 2nd grade I had do go badly and I ran to the bathroom but it was too late and i did it in my pants! Later in the day a kid who was sitting by me smelt it and said that it was me to everybody.. That was so awkward!!
When I was 13, I would pee on my 10 year old best friend that lived with us to get him in trouble for wetting the bed. Then I would make fun of him in the morning because whenever he would wake up soaked in pee he would get a boner. We've been dating for three years and will be getting married in may.
My ex husband is a real ****. I would go out of my way to make a nice meal for him, but he would constantly fall asleep without eating it. So one time i made him something to drink, and I dipped my used tampon in it. He never noticed.