Yesterday I changed my birthday on Facebook to today, to see how many of my friends actually know when my birthday is. I just got a notification: my mom wrote "happy birthday" on my wall.



I dated a girl who kept cheating on me, and yet I was dumb enough to show her mercy every single time. Now i'm alone, have no money or transportation, and find myself literally tearing apart from a venereal disease. I don't know what to do, and I know i'll never trust a woman again, and that's only going to make it harder for me to find love. I hate that girl.



Most people think I am arrogant, because I don't talk to them often. Actually I don't talk to them because I am scared to be rejected.



When I was little they told me my cat was in heat. I put her in the fridge.



A couple of weeks ago i got a barcode tattoo, so the other day i met my friend at Walmart, and we decided to scan it. Apparently, I'm a 2.45$ mouthwash.


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