When I was younger I used to eat band-aids. New ones, not used ones. I don't know why, I guess I just liked the texture of them.



My mom kicked me out when I was 17. I've been struggling on the streets for a few months. I don't miss her.



In my film classics class, we are watching "The Birds." I now have a fear of birds because of that movie. Now, whenever I see a bird, I run away screaming.



Today, I saw a bug in the potty so I decided to pee on it. It jumped out, scared the heck out of me, and I peed all over the floor and my pants.



When i was little i thought that people gave birth throwing up. So one time my mom was sick and threw up in the street, I started yelling "YAYY a little brother!!". Everybody frowned at me :(


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