I've always wanted to be a doctor. When i was in high school my science teacher would make fun of me and say that i was too stupid to be a doctor. Yesterday i graduated with honors. I called her, she remembered me and said "what do you do now?", I told her "I'm a doctor, **** you." and hung up.



Sometimes, I feel like I'm the only that hasn't lost their virginity yet. All of my friends starting having sex at about 13. They make fun of me for being a "late bloomer", but I want to give myself to someone that truly deserves all of me.



I was 6, and I found a condom (not used) on the floor. I opened it and I read it, and it said "roll on head", so I rolled it on my head. Then it said "penis", I didn't know what a penis was, so I ran up to my mom with a condom on my head and said "look mom I'm a penis!".



A few days ago i read a secret about me. After reading it once it reminded me of something but i couldn't put a finger on it. Then after reading it about 20 times i looked at the window across from me. Then i saw her. And i read the secret again and noticed. Tomorrow i'm going to go over to her house and ask her out. Wish me luck.



Truthfully, I hate the generation I'm a part of. There's too many people that can't spell, and everyone I know is either insulting someone, trying to be cool, or trying to get attention. I know that's weird, but I truthfully do hate my generation.


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