I just got a text from my boyfriend of three years. It reads "Don't worry, i'm going to break up with her soon".



I opened up my facebook, to see my mom's post: "my daughter is on her rags and won't shut the f*** up #annoyingbitch". I love you too, mom.



I think I like my teacher. He's English, and I love his accent! I always try to look good in his class in the hopes he'll notice me. Problem is: he's married, and is probably double my age.



I've been reading Seecretly every day since when one of my students talked about it in an essay.



When i was six, i ate my brothers goldfish (i thought i would taste like the crackers) and i blamed it on the cat, he has hated cats ever since.


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