One time I was in school and had to fart really badly. So I decided to fart in the hallway. Later I find out I had pooped my pants and my mother had to bring me clean clothes. #fml
I have had a crash on this guy since first grade, and after nine years I finally decided to move on. Last night I made out with his best friend at a party. He walked in on us and said that he was about to finally gather the nerve to ask me out that night... #fml
I like this girl in my school and when she asked to sit next to me on a trip and I got really happy. We were about to kiss, when she grabbed a bag and puked because of travel sickness. I spent the trip holding her hair back. fml
I was home alone, so I got bored and went in my parent's medicine closet. I found a bottle that said 'juicy pineapple,' so I picked it up. I drank a little, and then i found out it was pineapple flavored lube. #fml