When i'm at the supermarket I like to put awkward stuff in other people's carts and see the cashier's reaction. #lol #sorrynotsorry



I cut a hole in my giant teddy bear, and I have sex with it every day after school. sorry mr Patches!



I was on a camping trip once, and I had to poop and I had to poop really bad. I found a bucket and pooped in there. Our instructor then announced that we had to find our own mud and plant a seed. Well, a boy found my bucket of 'mud' and used that. I never told anybody. #lol #sorry



I farted during a test and I blamed it on the fat guy next to me. #mean #sorry



Everybody thinks I'm a virgin, but I've slept with my sister's boyfriend more than once. #sorrynotsorry


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