I lost my virginity on 07-07-07. Which happen to be my moms birthday.




Apparently when I was a toddler, I found my mom's vibrator, showed my aunt, then put it in my mouth... Some things are better left unsaid, auntie... Thanks.




When my sister was little i would pretend to pass out just so she would come to me and bring me water. #lazy #lol




I once saw a 10 years old boy with an iPhone 5s, suddenly appears a stray dog​​, the child ran away scared and dropped the phone. I took it and sold it on ebay for 550 dollars and then I gave the money to the homeless who owned the dog...




I'm totally straight, but I would definitely turn gay for David Beckham... That is all.



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