I have this friend on Facebook who was offended by the Coca-Cola commercial during the Super Bowl and I really want to just unfriend him, but at the same time his ignorance is so awful as to be humorous and I don't want to lose this source of entertainment.



Within the first month of moving in to our first apartment, my husband chased me around the house just to "mark his territory." Still hate the sight of pee.



One time I was riding my bike, and a car cut me off. I passed them and I flicked them off. I then turned around and realized It was my mom.



When I was about 15 I shaved my junk for the first time and put all the hair in the trash. My mom walked in after I was done and screamed, because she thought there was a rat in the trash can.



Three years ago my girlfriend left me with our three years old son. When she left she stole money from me and tried to kidnap our child. My secret is that for some reason every time I see her I feel like I still love her.


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