When I was little I thought all people were half black and half white. I thought that the lower half of white people was black, and that the lower half of black people was white. I thought that I was just different.. #imweird #wtf




This morning i woke up outside, in a bush. #wtf




When I found out I was adopted I asked my parents what happened to my real parents. They looked at eachother and told me they died in a fire. I asked how they knew that, and they said "because we were there". wtf?!




When I asked my girlfriend if she has ever had an affair, she said "you are the affair"... wtf?!



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