I like my accounts teacher. He's so nice and funny. And we talk a lot. I feel so happy when I talk to him. The problem is that he is double my age.
Me and my little sister are going to Disney World this year and she was getting on my nerves because she was talking about it way too much. I decided it would be funny to tell her that Mickey Mouse was a murderer and now she's terrified to go, but it got her to shut up so I don't feel guilty.
Once I was so drunk that I decided to take a shit on the hood of a car, because I thought it was extremely funny. The next morning I realized that it was actually my car.
I think there is a camera in the shower head and I act as sexy as possible, but end up looking ridiculous. #funny #stupid