I like my accounts teacher. He's so nice and funny. And we talk a lot. I feel so happy when I talk to him. The problem is that he is double my age.




The guys at work were laughing at the computer, so I went to go see what they were laughing at. I found out that they were laughing at some pictures of me naked. Apparently I'm not even sexy, I'm just funny.




When I was 13 my brother started being mean to me so me and my best friend decided to give him pay back. We peed in cups and poured it all over his pillow, that night he slept on his pillow but kept complaining that it smelt funny, I blamed my dog, my brother still hasn't found out.




I am a nanny and sleep with both my bosses (the mother and the father). funny thing is they have no idea that they are cheating on each other with me.




When I was at my friends house, I woke up with his sausage in my ear and he thought it was funny.



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