I put green food coloring in my girlfriend's shower head. She now looks like Hulk and refuses to go to work. lol!
I was on a camping trip once, and I had to poop and I had to poop really bad. I found a bucket and pooped in there. Our instructor then announced that we had to find our own mud and plant a seed. Well, a boy found my bucket of 'mud' and used that. I never told anybody. #lol #sorry
When I go to Walmart I like to put stuff in other people's carts. Especially condoms in old men's carts, lol!
I threw a pencil at this substitute teacher and it hit him in the head. My friend and i started laughing so hard; he then gave my friend three days in school suspension. Gotta love highschool. lol