I named my daughter after my favorite pornstar and my wife thinks it's because it's my great-aunt's name. lol
I put green food coloring in my girlfriend's shower head. She now looks like Hulk and refuses to go to work. lol!
When i'm at the supermarket I like to put awkward stuff in other people's carts and see the cashier's reaction. #lol #sorrynotsorry
Well, my secret is, I am bisexual. I am terrified of coming out to my family. They are all homophobic and disowned my uncle when he came out as gay. Also, I have a crush on my best friend, who is also bisexual, but favors males. I want to be the one to change that, since I favor females. lol
When I was about 10 I was almost kidnapped in the bathroom stall that was at a campsite. He tried to get in the stall and grabbed me. My mom ran in there and beat him with the handle of the sink, then she called the police and they arrested him. lol