I work as a masseur in a spa, and when customers are pretty women, i pretend i'm gay, so i can touch them everywhere without them complaining. lol
I was on a camping trip once, and I had to poop and I had to poop really bad. I found a bucket and pooped in there. Our instructor then announced that we had to find our own mud and plant a seed. Well, a boy found my bucket of 'mud' and used that. I never told anybody. #lol #sorry
The guy my locker is right next to happens to look a lot like me and everyone thinks we are brother and sister. When everyone found out we were dating they freaked out and told everyone I was dating my brother. lol people are so dumb!
I'm in the closet, my boyfriend just thinks I'm not ready yet but the truth is I cheat on him with his 13 year old sister. #lol #cheating #lesbian
I hate shaving.... I have hairy armpits and hairy legs. When guys find out are always grossed out, i just laugh in their face lol