I met my girlfriend because she added me on Facebook by accident. Every time someone asks we tell a different story. I wonder if anybody will ever find out lol
When I was 8 I shaved my dad's eye brow off while he was sleeping. Then i blamed it on my brother. He was grounded for three weeks, lol!
Every time i sit on the toilet i'm scared that a monster would come out and pull me inside, so i try to poop as fast as i can lol
When I was a in elementary school my teacher used to touch me. I thought it was perfectly normal until I told my mom and she freaked out, my teacher was arrested and I'm not even traumatized lol
When i was little, i was in love with the prince from Cinderella so i would pause the tv when there was his face and french kiss it for a few minutes, lol!