When I was at my friends house, I woke up with his sausage in my ear and he thought it was funny.




I like my accounts teacher. He's so nice and funny. And we talk a lot. I feel so happy when I talk to him. The problem is that he is double my age.




I Have a problemI always laugh even when its not funny. I laughed at my friend breaking up with her husband, and i laughed at the speech that my cousin gave at my aunt's funeral.




I stole this guy's girlfriend last year and I even kissed her while he was around. funny thing is, he tries to act tough as shit but I danced with his girl at a school dance, found him crying a little bit later.




When I was 15 I poked a hole in my brothers condom because I thought it was gonna be funny. Now, he has a one year old son that has autism. I still feel bad for doing it.



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