I farted during a test and I blamed it on the fat guy next to me. #mean #sorry




I'm really close with my ex's best friend. We were getting food together one day and he said something hilarious, but that you know you should scold in public. Although I didn't mean to, I yelled my ex's name at him, instead of his own. Oops... guess my feelings are loud and clear.




I always had this irrational fear that only me and my family could see the clothes we had on (because I thought we were mentally ill), and that people didn't tell us , because they didn't want to be mean to mentally ill people. I was so afraid people were looking (and laughing) at my "willy" that I made a habit out of wearing two pairs of underwear... Just to be safe!




I think I'm in love with a psycho. He's mean but sweet at times without trying to be. He reads these secrets, I hope he'll tell me how he feels.




I got called a Twink today. I asked him what it meant but he wouldn't tell me. So I looked it up. Now I'm not sure how to process this new term. Should I be flattered or insulted?



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