When I was about 10 I was almost kidnapped in the bathroom stall that was at a campsite. He tried to get in the stall and grabbed me. My mom ran in there and beat him with the handle of the sink, then she called the police and they arrested him. lol
My ex's girlfriend hardly knows me, but she hates me. Why? Because he talks in his sleep... And guess who's name he mentions? #lol
When I go to Walmart I like to put stuff in other people's carts. Especially condoms in old men's carts, lol!
The guy my locker is right next to happens to look a lot like me and everyone thinks we are brother and sister. When everyone found out we were dating they freaked out and told everyone I was dating my brother. lol people are so dumb!
I was on a camping trip once, and I had to poop and I had to poop really bad. I found a bucket and pooped in there. Our instructor then announced that we had to find our own mud and plant a seed. Well, a boy found my bucket of 'mud' and used that. I never told anybody. #lol #sorry