When i was 14, i bought a waffle in a mall. As i was eating i felt something with a weird texture, but i kept eating it. After a few bites i felt something moving in my mouth. I had just eaten 2/3 of a cockroach. I never ate waffles again.
The first time I ate a sunflower seed, when I was in 1st grade, I though I was going to grow a sunflower in my stomach. So I would eat dirt, drink a lot of water and keep my mouth open to get some sunlight. #wheniwaslittle #weird #lol
Once, I was at my friends and we were laughing at something I said so hard, she peed herself...I later learned that when ever she laughs to hard, she pees herself...she is a weird friend...
When I'm home alone, I sing as loud as I can, as long as I can, and as weird as I can. Then someone walks in.
I still have my imaginary friend, weird thing is that he grew older with me. And now he's extremely cocky and attractive.