I posted a profile on Zoosk under female, wanted, 24, looking for a bi female to join me and my fiancee. My stepmom responded to it. I turned her down saying that she was too manly lol
Yesterday I taped life size pictures of Robert Downey Junior outside the windows to freak my family out, my dad saw it and fell on the floor scared to death! lol
When i'm at the supermarket I like to put awkward stuff in other people's carts and see the cashier's reaction. #lol #sorrynotsorry
When I was about 10 I was almost kidnapped in the bathroom stall that was at a campsite. He tried to get in the stall and grabbed me. My mom ran in there and beat him with the handle of the sink, then she called the police and they arrested him. lol
Every time i sit on the toilet i'm scared that a monster would come out and pull me inside, so i try to poop as fast as i can lol