Every time I take a book in the library, I write the ending on the first page, so that I ruin it for everybody else after me. #lol #mean
I work in a drugstore, and whenever a kid comes in and awkwardly tells me he wants to buy condoms, I say it out loud enough so that everybody can hear it, to make him feel even more awkward. lol!
My mother in law once walked in in me when I was completely nude. She stopped and stared at me for a minute, then smiled and closed the door slowly. #lol #imsexy
I'm an only child and i've always wanted a little brother, but my parents didn't. A couple of weeks ago i poked some holes in my dad's condoms, and my mom is now pregnant. lol
When I was 8 I though sex was toughing something while you here naked. So one day I got out of the shower and petted my dog. Butt naked. I hurried up and got dressed and went down stairs. I yelled to my mum and dad "Mom I just had sex!!". You should if seen the loom on their faces. #lol