I told my kids to mark their territory once, and when I walked in the living room a minute later, I saw them peeing all over the carpet as their territory... I guess they didn't know I meant mark their height on the wall :|
Yesterday my step-brother asked if I loved him. I said "of course" thinking he meant like a brother-sister kind of love, but before I knew it, he was kissing me... I awkwardly liked it, a lot...
One night, it was dark and rainy, and i ran over a fourteen years old kid. Now he is in a coma, and i later found out that he is an orphan. I go visit him every day, and nobody knows if he'll wake up or not. In the meantime my wife and i adopted him.