I got called a Twink today. I asked him what it meant but he wouldn't tell me. So I looked it up. Now I'm not sure how to process this new term. Should I be flattered or insulted?
When I was in 6th Grade, I went to the toilet and was going to pee like a boy... I thought I was pretty good at it until some pee trickled down my leg...
And by some, I mean lots...
When I was 11 my grandma told me that when someone dies they void their bowels. I didn't understand what she meant fully so when I got pretty bad diarrhea one day, I thought I was going to die and I gave away all my pokemon cards...
I told my kids to mark their territory once, and when I walked in the living room a minute later, I saw them peeing all over the carpet as their territory... I guess they didn't know I meant mark their height on the wall :|
I'm really close with my ex's best friend. We were getting food together one day and he said something hilarious, but that you know you should scold in public. Although I didn't mean to, I yelled my ex's name at him, instead of his own. Oops... guess my feelings are loud and clear.