I once told my husband, I loved him. He said he didn't love me back... That's when I realized that it was his twin brother! #majorfail




I often wear panties, to work, around the house and out shopping.




I work as a masseur in a spa, and when customers are pretty women, i pretend i'm gay, so i can touch them everywhere without them complaining. LOL




My cousin was a little younger than me. I was trying to teach her how to use a tampon, so I told her to put it in the hole around her pee hole. Next thing I know she was crying and screaming, I asked her what was wrong and she said "it hurts really bad!!". I later found out she put it in her butt and it was dry. I thought we would never get that tampon out...




I secretly fart and blame it on my kids. I love to do that all the time.



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