So I met this guy in the zoo. He told me his favorite animal is Camel. When I asked him why, he went on about how remarkable the humps are -the way it always stay cool even in the driest day and that he can stare at it all day. He also mention about the unique shape of its toe and he would also kiss it all day long. I thought to myself: "what a weird guy he is" until his GF, Camellia, show up.



I'm still a virgin and have never dated before. I act cool in front of my friend like it doesn't bother me, but secretly I'm desperate for relationship.



When I was 7 my parents decided to take me camping. My brother decided to have me eat a spider. Its true what they say about them, they crawl back up your throat and out of your mouth. Now i have arachnophobia.



I work in a kids play area and once I accidentally kicked a baby down the stairs.



Today I was checking twitter on my phone, when someone called me. I didn't know the number but I answered anyway. The person on the other end said we were best friends in middle school. I was really glad to hear from my old friend, until I remembered that I was homeschooled.


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