One time I was riding my bike, and a car cut me off. I passed them and I flicked them off. I then turned around and realized It was my mom.



I put green food coloring in my girlfriend's shower head. She now looks like Hulk and refuses to go to work. LOL!



So. I'm moving out of the state soon.. and I'm not telling anyone until after I'm gone. I'm so socks of all the fighting and drama. I lost my job and had to move in with my birth mother, and I'm always hearing how I'm useless and a piece of shit. When I clean and cook and do anything she asks. I'm just gonna disappear and I can't bloody wait.



I attended this college party. While dancing with everybody, my mouth feel a certain attraction to some guy's pants, almost ram into him. I found out he carries a giant magnet in his pocket. Now I regret on having my tongue pierced.



One day, I tried to ear-drop on an interesting conversation in a coffee shop. The handsome gentleman was rambling on about aim and shoot at the eye, and that he prefer to handle some curvy, 75 lbs or less. He lost something to the another guy because he didn't have enough stamina and end up dry fired his equipment. I had some high hope to become his girlfriend, but he was talking about archery.


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